Everything Is Stupid

Matt. I like stoner music, fuzz, smart comedy, horror movies, mental sickness, punk rock and socialism.

I find most people boring and disappointing. I think Christians have no imagination and neither do Atheists.

I enjoy the full spectrum of emotion.
I only sleep out of exhaustion because I can't rest. I need magic. I don't have a handle on what's going on here at all. I don't trust life.

I make comedy in Seattle.
I fuck mountains.

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